Yoga Tax Solution

I found out recently that the state of Connecticut wants to add a 6% sales tax to Yoga classes. Because you know  how rich housewives do yoga, and everybody knows that yoga studio owners are in it to get rich just like  school teachers and  those other loud union members. Thank god those selfless corporations like General  Electric don’t have to pay taxes. And those nice  people that make doritos, twinkies, and lucky charms don’t have to add a junk food tax either. How about we start calling the places where we practice temples? That way we get the same tax exemptions they get at those other places that claim to worship  peace, kindness, mercy and compassion?